LIFE are FUNNY inspire a chuckle News ideal for you and your family.

1) – Live life to the fullest … think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate

Dessert.

2) – Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
3) – Just when you think that there is light at the end of the tunnel, he discovered that a train is coming.

4) – You’re getting old when you the same sensation from a rocking chair that was once a roller coaster obtained.
5) – Life is not static. The only people who will not change their minds incompetents in asylums, and cemeteries. Everett McKinley Dirksen —-

6) – Life is a foreign language: all people pronounce it wrong. — Christopher Morley, Thunder on the Left
7) – Despite the development cost of living, it remains popular. —- Kathy Norris
– The only time a woman really succeeds changing a man is when a child “~ Natalie.
Wood

9) – Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take the time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I go on Friday. —- Henry Youngman
10) – I told my wife the truth. I said I saw a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth:

She saw a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender

Stop worrying and enjoy your life today. And read funny quotes life.